Time checked : 8:24 AM

You Communicate Like a Man

When you communicate, you like to get to the point. You're not afraid to say what's on your mind - and leave it at that. Talking about your emotions drains you. You rather keep them to yourself. You prefer solving problems to wallowing in your sorrows.

Time checked : 5:53 PM

I can't help it, but I just feel the itch to post this out. Was laughing discreetly all the way when i read this. Work-buster. Macam takde keje nampak.



Dear Ah Lian



Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me, I am quiet find.



You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look? Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly. You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now.



Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his friend to May Nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright.



Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family.



I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup with you soon. And when you got time, please few free to call me. Goo bye.....



Worm regard,

Ah Beng

Time checked : 9:41 PM

I would say H.M's performance wasn't very extravagent or deliciously good. It was normal. I daresay the other contestants had better vocal than him during the battle for the Asean Idol. Maklumle...dah banyak peminat. Peminat setia.

And for those who wants to learn German, ze eazee way. Find out how, below. Enjoy.

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English'.

In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such asreplasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vordskontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

Take a break. Have a Kit-Kat.

Time checked : 6:47 PM

I'm deep in thoughts. I enjoy diffusing myself in the world of my thoughts. I can spend hours just sitting quietly with my back resting against the creamy-white wall, with my film tape of thoughts rolling in a supersonic speed. Yes, that's a dreamy me. I believe that reflection is essential. In other words, Muhasabah. But then again, too much ain't good, for you'll be self-criticizing yourself all the time, eventually leading to a downfall in your morale and self-opinion.

When I was a kid, I wished that I can communicate with people not through verbal means, but via thoughts. Mental telepathy. Behold, the apparent communication from one mind to another without using sensory perceptions. Maybe that's one reason why I'm quiet by nature. But that wish was back than. A naïve me, perhaps right now, less naïve, more matured insyaAllah. Imagine that you have to constantly input a firewall in your mind to avoid being mind-read of personal thoughts. And knowing what's not meant to be known. Nah, but not to worry, I can't telepathy.

Time checked : 10:07 PM

It's that little things in life that brings warm feelings to your solitory heart.

I wondered how my sis's two fluffy-snowhite hamsters managed to squeeze themselves out of their cherry cage, survive a hard landing (as the cage was placed on a high platform), and managed to literally "climb" the steps that lead to the hallway. I suppose Kak was all-AWAKE when she realised one of them on the floor while she was groping her way through the dark recess area that leads to the outside world. Heez. And apparently the other hamster went missing.

Smsing...

Me: .....Syikin nye hamster dah jumpe?

Younger Sis: Syikin hamster was behind the washing machine.

Me: Dah mati eh?

Younger sis: Still alive la.

Geli hati pulak. I guessed the washer-machine hamster really is adventurous...sampai ke sana dia explore!

Plenty of things on hand and mind. Kuch nehhe problem. Just things that I want to achieve. Not necessarilly work. Work is NOT my zindigi.